We all know that once you become a dad, you can never go back to a life without puns or bad jokes again. Your life is forever changed now that you live in that pair of jorts and laugh at the farts you blame on the dog. But we love you, dads of the world, even if you are just a walking stereotype.
Also, for the love GOD pleast stop saying "Hi Hungry, I'm dad" when we tell you, our caretaker, that we need food.
1. This is the best way to show off your proud dad bod.
2. You can hear the groans through the internet..
3. Dad, please, we still have so much driving left to do.
4. Just imagine what a protest for dads only would look like.
5. I've never seen a man so ready for fatherhood.
6. I will knot stand for this tomfoolery inside a classroom!
7. Real funny, but seriously dad the toilet is clogged.
8. Ugh dad, this isn't funny, I wanted real drugs.
9. *eye rolling intensifies*
10. Got your nose!
11. Which came first, the dad or the joke?
12. Famous last words "good joke dad".
13. Hey, it the thought that counts.
14. Beware of cliff.