If you think bragging about being a badass makes you look like more of a badass, then we have some bad news.
Are you sitting down? Good. *Sigh*
You don't look badass. I know, I'm sorry. You just look bad. Like a bad ass. Like a big bad stinky ass and you need to stop before you become one of these people.
1. Hey, I don't want any troube from someone with the piercings of a 17-year-old from 2005.
2. WOAH, do NOT mess with this guy. He likes BOOBS.
3. You can't bring that to school you'll be arrested!
4. They're afraid to fuck you for very different reasons, my dude.
5. If women want to be treated equal then they should be prepared to have their jaw broken while everyone claps!
6. That snapchat that disappears after 24 hours sure showed them!
7. Yeah, just you, tho.
8. So, who's gonna tell him that this is grammatically incorrect?
9. This little piglet definitely suckles on the teet of a wealthy Papa.
10. NOTHING IS TOO LOUD FOR ME, THE MAN WITH THE STRONGEST EARDRUMS WHO HAS NEVER HAD TINNITUS.
11. UGH, why do I keep getting in trouble for STEALING by these dumb nerds who want to keep their jobs?