Being vegan isn't a bad thing (hey, go on, save the planet, leave us more meat for the rest of us), but when you talk about it nonstop at every BBQ you shouldn't have been invited to, then it becomes just the most annoying.

Don't be that vegan.

Be the vegan who no one knows is vegan because you don't talk about it and you bring your own soy veggie lump to the cookout so you have something to eat. 

1. Look at what vegans are doing to the planet!!

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2. Nice try Vegan, but you are the weakest link. 

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3. It's basically the same thing if you really think about it!

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4. Tonight, we dine on celery!!

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5. Knowledge power and so is eating meat. 

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6. Chelsea Peretti fucking GETS. IT. 

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7. Karen for the last fucking time stop coming to my desk you work in the building next door.

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8. He would totally share, but, you know...

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9. Mmm, ice cream with a CRUNCH!

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10. Waking up must be so depressing when all you eat is lettuce. 

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