Welcome to Roast Ranker, where we rank the top roasts of the week from r/RoastMe. If you're too nice to roast people and/or too sensitive to get roasted yourself, you've come to the perfect online getaway to get your fill of both.
Please enjoy this week's top roasts:
10. Roast or a compliment to the devs of Excel? You decide.
9. Pretty good gig tbh, that place is cool as hell
8. Leave her and her spaghetti arms alone
7. I'd like to give a reverse rumpsringa a try, become Amish for a lil bit
6. These roasts can't hurt me! I can't read!
5. You had to have seen this coming my man
4. We are watching evolution occur in front of our very eyes
3. This dude's gonna need three separate Netflix documentaries
2. These are unhappy little accidents
1. Prepare to meet your maker, 10 piece