We would feel more sorry for these people if the insults weren't so goshdarn good. Sure, the burn may last a while, but time heals all wounds. Soon, this'll all be just a past nightmare they can barely remember...

....until the immorality of the internet reminds them of it all over again.

1. U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!!!

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2. Bilbo Badass.

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3. Dang. 

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4. This is why they had to take down the personal ads on Craigslist. 

social media burn - craigslist ad

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5. She's drier than the Kalimari Desert.

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6. It's always nice to run into old schoo pals. 

social media burn - school bully

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7. David, do you need us to call an ambulance for you?

social media burn - come second for a change

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8. *Sinks teeth into a raw steak* 

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9. Get fucked, Lady Astor!

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10. Mother, why have you betrayed me so!

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