Are you dealing with a lot of pain in your life? Do you have seemingly insurmountable mental and emotional wounds that need mending? Well friend therapy is probably the move there but since that costs money, how about instead you plug those up with FLEX TAPE, presented by the new Billy Mays: PHIL SWIFT.
If Flex Tape can plug up leaking holes in boxes and keep a halved boat afloat, it surely can keep you thriving and happy. Tape up my friends.
1. Greatest civilization ever my ass
2. How come my sex ed never covered this
3. Luckily the two have flex taped their relations back together
4. Now this, I have no answer for
5. I demand you all be less happy so that I can be more happy
6. W u h o h
7. No amount of boats sawed in half stand a chance
8. I'm meant to be out on the seas, not cut in half
9. Please...be gentle
10. It's just that we have a lot of damage we need fixed
11. I'm sorry little ones
12. Without spray on shoes, there would be no flex seal
13. It's true, but he shouldn't say it
14. How about one more