Listen, you may not be the top of your class or a model citizen or employeed full time. Hell, you may be slightly below the average joe. never exercise or donate to charity. Welcome to the majority of the population! On the bright side, at least you're not an idiot that can be compared to a stupid, large, extinct bird that was too dumb to carry on the gene pool.
In other words, you're probably not as dumb as these guys, and if you've got that going for you, then you're doing just fine in our books.
1. WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?
2. Come on science, give us SOMETHING!
3. And here we thought that Twilight invented wolves.
4. Something isn't adding up here...
5. What you're saying is citrus fruit should come with warning labels that says "do not iron?"
6. Maybe just don't get another tattoo.
7. She's gonna freak when she finds out about bananas.
8. Is her name Mary by any chance?
9. Oh dear...
10. They only have engines, no brains.