Good life pro tips are boring. Improving your life is hard and time-consuming and that's not what we're all about. Yawn. Shitty life pro tips that basically mock the good ones are where the real fun's at.
1. Also, once in heaven you don't have to deal with that pesky leak.
2. You also may scare the shit out of them thus helping get to your turn faster.
Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety-- The Dad (@thedad) April 9, 2018
3. Can't argue with this loophole.
gonna get my mans soundcloud link tattooed on my ass so when i cheat on him it's not really cheating it's just promotion-- ｡.｡:+♡* (@cashcarti) May 5, 2018
4. Make sure to really wring those things dry.
5. Thumbs up. Thanks Sonic.
6. Also sue them for 69 cents so they know what's really up.
Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They'll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.-- Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) June 18, 2014
7. The one tip HR doesn't want you to know about.
8. It's basic mathematics.
9. Out of sight, out of mind.
10. It's so dumb it just...may...work.
11. Thanks Fox & Friends.
12. Or just straight into their face for a real spooktacular experience.