Everyone knows about Marvel's new box-office hit "Infinity War". Not only is it the biggest crossover event of the fucking millenium, but it's been memed so hard we can't tell the difference between the actual movie and internet fandom.
Which brings us to Thanos: he's a sexy purple space daddy and the entire internet wants to get infinity fisted.
Hold up, what did we just say?
That's right, friends. You didn't possibly think that THE INTERNET wouldn't turn a Marvel movie into a daddy sex fantasy like, immediately, did you? I mean, look at the man. He's built like a horse, has the jawline of a GOD, and have you seen those pecs? Damn, Thanos, we wanna see what those infinity stones can do!
If you weren't aboard the Thanos boat before, you're about to sail through the infinity gauntlet of dream daddydoms.
Is it weird I still get so wet for Thanos even though he wishes to wipe half the populations with the infinity stones? pic.twitter.com/z6JyV8Yis0-- Valkyrie (@drunkValkrie) May 3, 2018
The hilarious thing about Avengers: Infinity War is that aside from the whole killing thing, thicc daddy Thanos is kinda my type.-- Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) April 28, 2018
thanos is a daddy-- Lea is marvelocked (@cumbertini) April 29, 2018
rt if u agree pic.twitter.com/ow5odZ7UGJ
i think we gotta start being honest with ourselves and admit that yes, big purple daddy thanos is 200% bangable-- ryan (@little_darrow) April 28, 2018