Generally, we think of dating as an exciting new expedition full of possibilities to fall in love. A picnic in a park, a dozen roses, dinner by candlelight-it all sounds so romantic doesn't it?
WRONG. Dating is like navigating a terrifying hellscape where one erroneous turn will lead you on a date straight from a horror movie. Swiping right on the wrong person might mean having to listen to Freddy Krueger talk about his weird dreams and what he thinks they mean while you desparately try to order another $2 draft beer. OooOOOOOH, SCARY!
Just remember, no matter where you are or how hard you try, you can't outrun these bad pick-up lines.
1. Sounds like someone wants to cut off some legs tonight.
2. What a specific fetish.
3. This is a terrible line, Anne Frankly I find it offensive.
4. Oh. Oh no, no thank you.
5. And you're blocked.
6. Love know no restraining orders.
7. IT PUTS THE MASCARA ON THE PUBES!
8. Sexy suicide.
10. You're dirty, aren't you.
11. If you pooped on my chest there'd be a 100% you'd be murdered.