1. Nobody knows me and my weird porn habits better

2. Just know whatever happens can't be much worse than that!

3. Not jealous, you're all dating ogres

4. This is the way to play the game

5. It's not gonna work unless you have some

6. but only because i SLAY ALL DAY

7. I knew it would happen today, I just knew it

8. Wowza now these I can get into

9. If that's the case, brother, she ain't the one

10. Go Eagles, eh?

11. Hangin at the ollllllll stompin grounds

12. Maybe second date we can kick a news anchor

13. That's just out of your control, and that is OK

14. Who's the lucky recipient of this hot stuff