1. Two birds one stone - eat dinner, send a dick pic

2. Communication is the key to any good relationship

3. Because of your father this household is going without the weather

4. Could do a quick barter

5. Truth hurts

6. Walking is hard work, gotta fuel up

7. In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit

8. C'mon things could be worse that's a top tier app to wake up as

9. Honesty is not always the best policy

10. This is just like Trainspotting all over again

11. Close enough to a bone

12. W A S T E D

13. Don't act like the boys aren't waiting with bated breath on Debra intel

14. Neither happy nor go-lucky


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