Not many celebs are as entertaining off-screen as they are on-screen. Anna Kendrick is one of the rare few and her Twitter proves it.

1. I asked you what time it was.

2. Ok I won't.

3. Nasty-ass dirt shavings.

4. Uhhhh, Yahoo, we're waiting...

5. Wait a minute...where were you the night Jesus was MURDERED?

6. More or less.

7. Okay I can't relate but I'm gonna take your word for it.

8. Yes.

9. Because we are stupid and love lying to ourselves.

10. Maybe?

11. Yeah I think I'd want it to be remodeled like a cozy basement.

12. "Today's mystery ingredient: Actual Garbage"

13. Step away from the food, Anna..