Holy hell we are dumb when we're young.
1. Gonna guess you two didn't make it big.
2. Get ready for even more circulation.
4. I'm sure 'fartybuttdart' has matured greatly since then, though.
5. Oh no.
6. Please tell us your dad sold propane.
7. Do I spy a single shark-tooth necklace, as well?
8. I'm sure that went over well.
10. 13 going on 40.
11. Why so angry? Oh right, the clothes.