These are some tasty, tasty tweets.

1. Siri kill me

2. Yes. Yes one might.

3. Fortune cookies aren't even trying any more.

4. Daaamn, you got Windexed.

5. Okay.

6. Well I mean, it's a more exciting story, so there's that.

7. Congrats!!!!

8. "What are the genitals of this blob"

9. False, no one has ever said a Moon Pie sucked.

10. True I was there.

11. Damn I thought I was talking to the real Yoda.

12. I get that.