1. It must be done.
I don't really play video games but even I know what I'm supposed to do here pic.twitter.com/1jInZ2Y80i-- KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) December 14, 2017
2. I'm actually cool with this.
Sorry folks, M&Ms cut a deal with the FCC, this is the only pornographic image allowed on the internet now: pic.twitter.com/17sYwQsPJS-- Pixelated Ho Ho Hoat (@pixelatedboat) December 15, 2017
3. Oh god, he is a horrific nightmare creature. And we let him TEACH OUR CHILDREN.
the implication here is that the face breathes-- Heather Anne Campbell (@heathercampbell) December 14, 2017
which means it has lungs and blood pic.twitter.com/fymeQTIGrr
4. Good point. Why?
Me: Let's go to the store.-- Jackie Bouvier (@jackiembouvier) January 19, 2017
5 yo: Why?
M: For food.
M: So we can eat.
M: To stay alive.
M: I have no idea.
5. Wow Baby Jesus was just a watermelon, after all.
Still love that once seen this cannot be unseen. pic.twitter.com/8NpAbAUNVs-- Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) December 15, 2017
6. Nothing to see here. Fits right in.
When your customizable character is in a cutscene pic.twitter.com/51JNAUqWYa-- Steggy (Jeff Stegner) (@Stegnah) December 14, 2017
7. Forget lbs., lets go by pumpkin measurements from now on.
~what size is your baby?~-- Elvish on a Shelvish (@_ElvishPresley_) December 15, 2017
1-4 weeks: sesame seed
8-17 weeks: apple
18-31 weeks: coconut
32-40 weeks: watermelon
41-89 weeks: pumpkin
90-208 weeks: 1.5 - 2 pumpkins
209-317 weeks: 57 pumpkins
8. Fool me once.
Tattooed a captcha above my vagina so i never accidentally sleep with a spam bot AGAIN-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) December 11, 2017
9. Technically, it is very light cardio so you're not wrong.
I'm at the point where just putting on workout clothes feels like cardio-- Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) December 15, 2017
10. From now on, calling someone a dog is how you show affection.
It's weird that calling someone a dog is still an insult when they're literally the only things we all love.-- Eliza Skinterklaas (@elizaskinner) December 14, 2017
11. The fun way to breakup.
pickup lines are ok but BREAKUP lines are fantastic:-- jake (@squidslippers) November 10, 2017
dang girl, are you my homework? because i reeeaaally don't want to do you anymore.
dang girl, are you college? because i've spent a lot of time and money on you and honestly i'm pretty disappointed with my experience so far.