1. No treats for you, you've been tricked
3. I mean depends, maybe there are tasty scraps in the trash too
4. We all roast down here
5. I've never had pineapple pizza and I never plan on it
6. As if giving you 5 cents for your trade in games wasn't brutal enough
7. Don't get down, at least you can get Twitter famous from all your rejections
8. What evil hath God wrought upon this Earth
9. *Thumbs ups harder*
10. Please, take all the time you need to recover
11. Another day, another egg destroyed
12. You won't like me when I'm roasted
13. Grandma, please!
14. Pump the brakes kid
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