1. Why be Forever 21 when you can be...
2. Ok, costume name aside, what kid doesn't have access to jeans, a hat, and a sweatshirt?
3. Fuck you, don't tell me what to do. Oreos never tell me what to do
4. Finally, a brand named after the sound I make while exercising
5. Does whatever a sipdre nma can
6. The upside is it has a smaller chance of exploding than a Samsung
7. Just paid $300 to catch the legend himself at Madison Square Garden
8. Oh I've heard of this, this is a dating app right?
9. Oi gov'na no Five Guys here, just
10. Look me dead in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't buy this
11. Ah good, it even has a power button at the bottom. Gotta make sure your lunch has a power button
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