1. You're gonna go away for a looooooong time missy
2. How can modern society let a man like this walk the streets with the rest of us
3. 😂 😂 gotta look out for gingevitis everywhere 😂 😂
4. Ok, this party is officially LIT YOU'RE THE KING CHRIS
5. The swat team is about to bust through these windows and take you straight the fuck to jail
6. The madman did it, he actually ordered steamed cheese
7. And then he, get this, BLEW OUT THE CANDLES!!!!
8. When he wakes up, he's gonna realize all the bread is on his face! The dolt!
11. Classic OWEN
12. If you continue to tempt the Gods like this, they will strike man down with a vicious blow
14. Son, step away from the computer. You don't need to do this.
We like you. Do you like us too?