1. No traffic down here
2. There's no other option honestly
3. This is what we in the biz call being a natural
4. Ah yes, I've studied the bonethugs and harmoniums quite thoroughly
5. If the tweet does not fit, you must acquit
6. The codebook for all upstanding gentlemen everywhere
7. Ever heard of lifetime warranties? No such thing with love my friend.
8. I'll have the pre-birds over-easy
9. Ahhh, simpler times when Tiger Woods was the only bad man we had to talk about
10. Treat. Yo. Feet.
11. My phone smells like SHIT, so
13. All of these quotes are from an old show that's not even on anymore. Why can't it be new?
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