13 Hilarious Tweets That'll Get Your Day Started Right

Here's the honest truth - I want your day to be a little bit brighter. No matter who you are or where you've been, you deserve some level of happiness. Hopefully this collection of funny tweets I've compiled will help - but if not, I hope you find something today that makes you smile. Best of luck.

...although honestly, these tweets are friggin' great. There's something wrong with you if NONE of them make you giggle a little bit.

1. In the name of the moon, I will right wrong and triumph over evil... and that BLOWING YOU AWAY WITH THE BIGGEST GUN YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

2. A wizard is never late....to a meeting to sell 50 pounds of pure, uncut cocaine at the pier.

3. Please don't lie to anyone's mother about eating ass. It will only lead to confusion.

4. Welcome to the darkest regions of late stage capitalism.

5. ¡Keanu es Jesus!

6. "Oh no, Bobbbbbbbbyyyy!"

7. Level 1 vs. Level 100 (without using the Thunder Stone, that is)

8. Jim Davis, please explain yourself.

9. Well, the sign isn't wrong.

10. Hmmm...I wonder if there is some connection between these two videos...

11. I'm calling the cops.

12. Honestly, living in the Matrix would be pretty sweet if only for stuff like this (and not having to eat weird, gross gruel and wear rags)

13. What's wrong with this? All it says is "I bone my d-"... Oh. Now I see. Oh god.