We can all agree that orgasms are great, but some things in life are nearly as good as the real deal but don't get their due. Here's just a smattering of things that can give you that almost orgasmic feeling:
1. kuro-oruk -- something I think we can all agree with.
2. ShockRampage -- we're looking at you, popcorn kernel.
3. Yodagrasshoppa -- manual shifters will understand.
4. im-a-grumpy-old-cat -- not as satisfying if you know you've gotta pick up another heavy thing right after, though.
5. MekaActivated -- showers. In general.
6. hoffi_coffi -- tasty, nutritious Cold Drink.
7. partial_to_dreamers -- this is why dogs are living the good life.
8. Ganglebot -- sooo relaxing.
9. DarthBaio -- that in between is great.
10. DNAtaurine -- but can quickly become a nightmare if you can't fall back asleep.
11. EdgarAetheling -- oddly specific, but I get it.
12. indigo_prime -- barbers doing the lords work.