It's definitely not a secret that DMing someone a picture of your dick is nasty af, but when you pair that with a "I want to smell your hairbrush" it becomes an actual scary movie and we're noping the fuck out.
With that in mind, welcome to the scariest post you'll read all day.
1. *Runs away immediately*
2. She's a real romancer.
3. It's late at night, you hear a knock at the door...
4. Let me taste your flesh!
5. Someone is thirsty.
6. Sending him nudes is basically charity work.
7. Fuck off, Ivan.
8. Just once, I want someone to shit on MY chest.
9. Time to move!
10. "Too Milky"
11. Incest roleplay is always a great opener.
12. The Turd Burglar.
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