Curl up in front of the fireplace, grab yourself a nice cup of hot cocoa and relax with these delightful tweets.
1. Pumpkin spice will be the end of us, one way or another.
it's october, time to make my usual drink a little more festive pic.twitter.com/3qmzCLxnaU-- daily meme (@DAlLYMEME) October 4, 2017
2. Birdtober sounds rad as hell.
you, sobbing: you can't just jam a word in front of -'tober' and call it a monthly challenge-- lacifer (@byelacey) October 2, 2017
me, pointing at the sky: birdtober
3. We can commiserate with one another. I like it.
They should let everyone on hold with customer service talk to one another.-- John Mayer (@JohnMayer) October 4, 2017
4. Finally, she's been put in her place.
Umm sorry Alanis but none of those are actual examples of things I oughtta know-- REW (@therealeatwood) May 3, 2016
5. What an insane, insane man.
so this just happened... : pic.twitter.com/mPz7z6ZGI3-- allie rose (@aallz__) October 3, 2017
6. Very good point.
the most impressive scene in any spy movie is in Casino Royale when james bond is in a hotel shower and knows immediately how to use it.-- Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 4, 2017
7. Wait a... ahh
"NEVER MIND, WE GOT ONE."-- Karan Lyons (@karanlyons) December 7, 2013
What do we want?
"A TIME MACHINE."
When do we want it?
8. I'm on board.
Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want-- Chase ☭ (@leavechasealone) July 23, 2017
"Do u have a bathroom?"
"No we shit outside like bears"
9. That is just but one of their many hangouts.
Sometimes I read the comments section of articles like WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE but I went to the county fair and realized oh ok here they are-- 💀Spookpants Cher💀 (@House_Feminist) September 4, 2016
10. The best part of the joke is the 4 years part.
ME: I'm gonna give it the old college try!-- Max Dylan Ash (@mynameisntdave) September 3, 2017
*completely fucks around for 4 years and accomplishes nothing*
11. And absolutely NO screenwatching!
In a landmark ruling, the courts have banned all guns. Slappers only. Map: Complex. No Odd Job-- Jonny (@jonny_is_good) October 3, 2017
12. Ya seriously just go home.
why the fuck would u wanna go big when u can go home-- common sad girl (@sadgirlkms) October 3, 2017