Tumblr is a unique social network, in that it's great for long-ish personal stories intertwined with conversations with other users. Twitter is great for jokes and news, Facebook and Instagram for whatever's happening in your life right now, and Snapchat for sending nudes - but Tumblr is the best spot to go for weird personal stories.
1. This cat is better about getting out of the house and making new friends than I am.
2. This is why it's dangerous to ever teach cats anything.
3. "My neighbor then boarded a train heading from Chicago to Los Angeles traveling 110mph..."
4. Blindness leads to entirely new levels of social anxiety
5. There's a lot going on here.
6. Finally, a less depressing version of March of the Penguins
7. Hopefully he starts class this way every single time.
8. Thanks Jason.
9. You get extra credit every time you say "old sport"
10. Warning: this story is emotionally-devastating...
11. The Door Licker is my new favorite dog.
12. Whenever you feel like you've messed up in life, remember that at least you didn't do this.