Howdy neighbor, just here to return your lawnmow- oh lord. Oh sweet lord. MY EYES. What have you done to me my sweet neighbor!?
1. CAN'T have dirty garbage.
2. This kid must've destroyed a shower or something.
3. Maybe he's searching for the most difficult thing to find...himself.
4. Wait, is that how this house got put on the market?!
5. Russian spies. They're after our farms.
6. Who needs a shovel when you've got God's shovel: fire.