These are the good tweets that Twitter keeps in the back for only their most loyal of customers.

1. He is the man who must do good. Him and him only.

2. I, personally, slip on my CVS receipt onesie.

3. Twitter is the most natural place for bird jokes.

4. Ghost Adventures is more relatable than you think.

5. I've never been more intimidated by a collection of books.

6. He's going places.

7. Also never forget Bill Murray didn't have an agent.

8. Sometimes that VHS slot is just asking for it.

9. Dessert candles will do that.

10. LOL what a scamp.