Facebook's newsfeed is a goldmine for dumb, cringeworthy status updates. Here's some of the best of the worst out there.
1. That one like was from God himself.
2. That barely even qualifies as a thought.
3. A...baked Dorito, perhaps?
4. Finally, someone made the real Johnny Depp jealous.
5. That woman's partner is an "asshole."
6. There is no water in your lights, man! Calm down!
7. Nature, please collect your 'dog.'
8. Missing one crucial word there, buddy.
9. Even if this were true, it wouldn't be Facebook status worthy.
10. Of all the people who like their own statuses, this guy aint so bad.
11. Either that's a grammatical mistake, or she's a cruel, cruel wife.
12. What a crazy phenomenon.
13. The future is doomed.