Get out a notepad and pen, it's time to jot down some great ideas.
1. Sounds brilliantly creepy as hell.
2. Sure it'll take 16 years, but it'll be worth it.
3. It's only fair.
4. A horrifying/great idea hybrid.
5. In case you ever have twins...
6. Finally, a use for drones we can all get behind.
7. Parents of the year right here.
8. No guy would DARE get frisky under this blanket.
9. That's one way to keep your nudes from leaking.
10. This is the perfect way to deal with solicitations.
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