1. Wolfbagging

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Really curious why every single thing has a "Shop" option.

2. Eskimo Trebuchet

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Wonder what Jane Austen would think of this. "Scandalous!" is my guess.

 

3. Mexican Pancake

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Hey! The "Shop" option. Still there. Good to know, what with Mother's Day coming up and all.

 

4. Sour Apple Smoothie

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Dr. Syphilis? Did I accidentally wander onto WebMD? Oh no, I definitely didn't.

 

5. Charizard

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In case you hadn't picked up on it, pretty much every sex act described here is felony assault or worse.

 

6. Alabama Tuna Melt

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This is what I assume 50 Shades of Grey was about.