Really curious why every single thing has a "Shop" option.
Wonder what Jane Austen would think of this. "Scandalous!" is my guess.
Hey! The "Shop" option. Still there. Good to know, what with Mother's Day coming up and all.
Dr. Syphilis? Did I accidentally wander onto WebMD? Oh no, I definitely didn't.
In case you hadn't picked up on it, pretty much every sex act described here is felony assault or worse.
This is what I assume 50 Shades of Grey was about.