Welp, somehow Mr. Clean is a goddamn sex symbol now.
The most memorable ad of Super Bowl 51 was so because it permanently seared a fuckable Mr. Clean into our minds forever.
The commercial had some Magic Erasing their eyeballs out, but mostly had everyone in hysterics that goddamn Mr. Clean is a shredded fuck machine with a painted on tight, white clean suit who will have sex with your goddamn wife. Here's the ad, if you've still yet to see.
1997: ha the beer frogs say whazzup-- Becks (@BecksWelker) February 6, 2017
2017: Mr Clean and Verizon want to have sex with you
MR CLEAN IN THE STREETS. MR CLEAN IN THE SHEETS pic.twitter.com/ea3guNnLqT-- Creveli (@TAKAAKlX) February 6, 2017
"What women really want is sex with Mr. Clean" - Ad executive who has never met a woman or seen Mr. Clean pic.twitter.com/hViJ9MlFyJ-- Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) February 6, 2017
Tom Brady is gonna call Gisele from the locker room and Mr Clean is going to answer-- Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) February 6, 2017
"She's busy right now, Tom"
Mr. Clean mopping up the puddle under your wife pic.twitter.com/9m2C1voFZT-- Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) February 6, 2017
When you walk in on your wife getting piped down by Mr Clean ???. pic.twitter.com/ZdKLUfnAeq-- Campocalyspe (@CamAndersonjr) February 6, 2017