Question: How to you know it's time to leave a friend by the curb?
Somewhere between "sleeping with your girlfriend" and "throwing you down a flight of stairs" is "kicking you into a cheetah."
I have no idea what the backstory behind this video is, but the man just wants to snap a cool photo of the big cat when his dickhead friend kicks him into it, nearly leaving him with a spankin' new facial scar.
"Hey John, half of your face is missing, what happened?"
"Oh, Jerry kicked me straight into a pissed off cheetah on Tuesday. That's Jerry for ya, always the prankster."