Dammit, Jean-Claude, we get it. You're really good at doing splits, but is all of this really necessary? You've been trotting that pony out since 1986, learn something else already. How about some David Blaine quality magic tricks or catching a cannonball with your stomach? I'm sure Volvo or at least Kia would throw you some cash for that. 

Yes, I'm still impressed by Linh Mai's video of you doing a split in zero gravity on two satellites, but at the same time I know you're capable of so much more.  Ah, who am I kidding? Keep doin' your thang you crazy Belgian son of a bitch .