The Moon Conspiracy Theory You've Never Heard Before
By Caldwell Tanner
The Moon Conspiracy You've Never Heard Before 1. Conspiracy theorist sitting in a dark room Theorist: The moon controls all the earth's oceans, but...what else does it control? 2. Tight shot of theorist's face Theorist: Wait a minute 3. Shot of a table with photos of several govt. buildings and monuments at night, the moon is present in all of them. Theorist: Oh my god. 4. Theorist stares outward with paranoia. Theorist: How deep does this g- 5. A giant ocean wave crushes the theorist. End.