If you're like any bright and delusional 20-something, you probably have lots of stupid artistic and creative dreams you'd like to pursue. I know I sure did! 

Rest assured though, while you're working on a Kickstarter campaign to fund your pottery studio for asthmatic shelter cats, your parents have started a Kickstarter to crush your unrealistic dreams and get you back on the path to responsible adulthood. Because they care. 

RealLifeStarter is the brainchild of Above Average Network and kinda works as the 21st century version of Matt Foley motivational speaker.