P "Sean Combs" Diddy premiered his new earth-shattering expose into his mad world of fashion self-discovery last night on the Music TeleVision Network, and simultaneously gave mortals the world over a chance to live the superlife only Capital Lord Senators from the Bornal System are allowed to experience. For half an hour, I had the ability to gaze at the splendor of a genius-mind. And all I have to say is-

Is this guy f*cking serious? A